Spam Parody/Awareness

YES!!!! IT IS TIME FOR THE WAR AGAINST SPAM!!!!!!

THOSE OF YOU HERE THAT ARE PREPARED TO TAKE THE  TASK OF DESTROYING THESE SPAMMING HEATHENS, PREPARE FOR WAR!!!!!!

IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO OWN UP TO THIS RESPONSIBILITY, THEN YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN THEY!!!!!! YOU SHALL BE LUMPED IN WITH THESE VILE WRETCHES!!!!!!! YOU ARE TRAGIC, MISERABLE EXCUSES OF VERTEBRATES!!!!!! KILL (Block) THEM ALL, AND LET GOD (The Admins And Mods) SORT THEM OUT!!!!!!! LET GOD HAVE MERCY, FOR WE HAVE NONE!!!!!! WE SHALL BE THE NEW GODS OF THIS WORLD!!!!!!!! TONIGHT, WE DINE, IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We need a new plague...

/s

Good on you if you caught the references in there. In all seriousness, I am all for having a spam awareness day. Sign up for Nord VPN to learn more about Spam Awaredness Days and how to protect yourself against spam-spammers.

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lol

How else should we deal wit them?

Guys, CHILL OUT. I wouldn't mind eating in Hell. 

Scified members vs spammers: https://gfycat.com/delectableuncommonhypacrosaurus-ready-plalyer-one-dance-scene-mechagodzilla

The song is "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister on their "Stay Hungry" album, so turn on the volume.

Nobody:

Spammers: NORD VPN

We have a whole team dedicated to getting rid of the spam, just ignore the spammers and we will ban them eventually. :D

Spam Awareness Day must exist! It helps us all realize how we can stop the spam dead in its tracks, and get us prepared for the war against spam! PREPARE FOR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!

But in all seriousness, a spam awareness day would be pretty fun, kinda like that old raptor awareness day they used to have on the JW forums, I think. A day to parody the spam... it would be glorious! XD

Mods be like.

but in all seriousness - PM your nearest friendly Scified Mod and we'll take care of it XD

I appreciate the fake spams. We did a thread on fake spams a couple years ago and it was all in good fun. It was clearly identified as parody though.

Mods and Admin are always playing whack a mole, but if you see one, help them out by sending the offender's identity to them. The offenders disappear pretty quickly.

A wild spammer appeared! Seriously, there's a new spammer that had the audacity to spam on another topic while we're having a discussion about having a Spam Awareness Day. I think it's a sign from the god of not spamming that we should create it and begin the holy war against spam.

In all seriousness, I'd absolutely love having one day a year dedicated to spam awareness, parodying it, and spamming a bunch of fake spam. Hell, maybe even find a way to spam the spammers! XD

I make much a money by reporting of spam. I quit full time job and have lots of the fun and. You can same do! Go to the here for lesson https://www.scified.com/topic/44899 

(It is a safe link- check it out. Just trying to set the mood).

I feel like that should be a yearly tradition lol

 TheLazyFish You can do it!

Well, if it was only me doing it, would I be any better than the spam I am parodying? XD

Put it out there and people will participate.

Ah, but you see, I am far too lazy for that!

Besides, since original fake spam topic AND the Spam Awareness Day topics were your ideas, you should have the honor of doing it. If you choose to do it, of course

I did it once on the AC forum https://www.scified.com/topic/44899

Put your spin on it and go for it!

There's so much spam on this site! Help fund Spam Awareness Day by going to this link and donating $100 a month!

yay fake spam is fun

https://gfycat.com/delectableuncommonhypacrosaurus-ready-plalyer-one-dance-scene-mechagodzilla

Alright, so in the power (not really) invested in me, I now pronounce December 19th the (un)Official Spam Awareness Day

Do I get to lead it?

Only time will tell... but I guess since this was the establishing day, the real thing won't be until next year. So, for now, no plans need to be made.

Not making any promises.

LOL. just kidding. I'll won't make any plans.

TheLazyFish You should just mark it on next year's calendar and prepare. Then you could spring it on everybody who will have likely forgotten all about it :)