Top 10 Reasons Transformers Sucks

I absolutely fucking hate the fucking Transformers movies MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF. It's fucking impossible to put my thoughts on why these shitfucks of movies are so filthy and disgusting. So today I'm bringing you the top 10 reasons why I absolutely think these films are fucking filthy pieces of miserable fuckshit. In other words, *Flips out middle finger*, fuck you Michael Bay.

10. Disappointing
All these movies have really good trailers but end up being utter shit when you see them.

9. Inconsistent
In the first movie, they said the AllSpark created the Transformers, but according to the fourth one, they were built by some alien race. WTF?!

8. Confusing
These movies are clusterfucks, so half the time I had no idea what the fuck was happening.

7. Too Long
Don't watch these shits, you're stuck with them until the end.

6. Boring
The only reason I didn't fall asleep when I saw these shit stains is because of all the fucking explosions.

5. The CGI is Fake as Fuck
Self explanatory.

4. Ruined the Classic G1 Characters

Everyone loved the G1 characters, but these movies just take those characters and completely fucks their personalities and looks. Take the most iconic of them all, Optimus Prime. He's a FUCKING PSYCHOPATH WITH A MOUTH THAT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING SHREDDED TUNA CAN!!! Also, in Age of Extinction, Grimlock was a pussy.

3. Michael Bay Explosions

I fucking swear, these movies gave me epilepsy!

2. The Cringey-ass, Disgusting, Unimpressive Pile of Dogshit Acting

The acting in these films are shit. They make you physically cringe from how disgusting and bad it is. I mean, MEGHAN FOX CAN'T FUCKING CLOSE HER PIEHOLE!!!

1. The Godawful fucking, sloppy, piss-tasting, shit-scented, clusterfuck writing

What really kills these movies is Michael Bay's fuck-ass, shitty writing.  All these movies are clusterfucks due to the fucking awful, not-thought-out writing.  If it weren't for the writing, these movies might actually be enjoyable.  But they're not, which is why I wrote this.