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2KMember3687 XPMar-08-2016 5:54 PM

Today I came up with some dinosaur jokes that I think people may enjoy if they like cheesy jokes, I hope you enjoy:


Q: How did they T. rex feel after his workout?

A: Dino-sore.


Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is quick with some sick rhymes?

A: Veloci-rapper


Q: What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A: Tyrannosaurus Wreck


Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is a police officer?

A: Tricera-cop


And my new terrible unfunny version of this classic joke...


Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom?

A: Because he's dead.

Well that's it for now. If you want to hear my other jokes which if I were to post here would probably go against the Code of Conduct, just PM me at your own risk of possibly getting slightly offended I mean I just see them as jokes but other people say otherwise, especially the series of baby jokes I keep on creating...



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Dynamosaurus Imperiosus/ Raptorexxx 700

NoobMember3 XPMar-08-2016 10:54 PM

Raptor-401: ... pls...stahp... way too cheesy :) and boy its been a loooooong time since i've commented on ur posts nice to see you still active

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2KMember4115 XPMar-09-2016 3:12 AM

Or Indominus wreck 

"Part of the journey is the end..."

Lord Vader

LegendMember6270 XPMar-09-2016 4:51 AM

And the car was Tyrannosaurus Wrecked, let's not leave that out. 


Sometimes we we need the cheesy jokes.

Jack of all trades. Master of none


2KMember3687 XPMar-09-2016 2:58 PM

@Raptorxxx 700: Well I've always been checking in daily, however I was mainly making chat updates and just checking to see if everything was going good for Scified. Some weeks ago I made a topic, but didn't get more than one reply I believe, But yeah, I hope to be around here more actively :D

@Lord Vader: I posted this because I feel its good to have some cheesy fun on the forum again, that and wanted to psoted something fun after not having done so in a while.



InitiateMember196 XPMar-10-2016 8:09 AM

I got a few.

What do you call it when your favourite dinosaur appears out of nowhere to save the day?

Deus Rex-Machina.


What do you call a dinosaur park that feeds its dinosaurs bacon?

Jurassic Pork.


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens weren't around yet.


What do you call a hybrid of Triceratops and a kangaroo?



What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A Try-try-try-ceratops.


What do you get when a Spinosaurus walks through a starwberry field?

Strawberry jam.


Why does Brachiosaurus have a long neck and hold his head high?

His feet smell.


Why does the Brachiosaurus' feet smell?

He always walks through egg-stink nests.


What's a dinosaur enthusiast's best pick-up line?

Baby, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.


What do you do with a blue velociraptor?

Cheer her up.


2KMember3687 XPMar-10-2016 8:13 PM

Alphadino, some of those were great, and some of them were a bit too cheesy XD.


I don't have any more dinosaur ones at the moment.



NoobMember67 XPMar-11-2016 5:39 AM

If a dinosaur was in a car accident, it would be more Big Motor Wrecked and less tyrannosaurus Wreck. 

Actually, scratch that. A dinosaur in a car is accident enough.

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