robert muldoon and his magical short-shorts vs rolland tembo and his killer cheek bones
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DR. JONES - Oh, blast it all! This is a tough decision for me! As I happen to be a British woman, I love both of the men you have presented! Gah! Er...Um...mmph...I bloody give up! I believe I will simply stand back and cheer both! :)

This is a tough decision for me! As I happen to be a British woman, I love both of the men you have presented! Gah! Er...Um...mmph...I bloody give up! I believe I will simply stand back and cheer both! :)
-me too
"That is one big pile of sh*t" -Doctor Ian Malcom

DR. JONES - You are a British woman who loves both Muldoon and Tembo? I thought you were a world-renowned archeologist whom looks surprisingly similar to Harrison Ford. ;)

no, thats not what i ment i ment i am a fan of muldoon and other brit and aussie hunters/game wardens
"That is one big pile of sh*t" -Doctor Ian Malcom

but that is probably the best possible discription you can have for me
"That is one big pile of sh*t" -Doctor Ian Malcom

DR. JONES - Hahaha! My apologies! I was simply making an attempt at what is known as "familiar humor". If I have made you uncomfortable, I am truly sorry. My intention was to jest in such a fashion as to seem like one of the regular "guys". Regardless, your concept sounds extremely humorous! I would greatly enjoy seeing it written out! :)

aww thanks sr... even just the title
ROBERT MULDOON AND HIS MAGICAL SHORT-SHORTS VS ROLLAND TEMBO AND HIS KILLER CHEEK BONES
sounds pretty evan, i will eventually creat two spin-off series of the adventures of robert muldoon and his magical short-shorts
1 katashie hamada
2 rolland tembo
"That is one big pile of sh*t" -Doctor Ian Malcom

DR. JONES - You are most welcome! I look forward to seeing what you have in store for us! :)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww somthing real...
WAIT YOUR BRITISH?!
"That is one big pile of sh*t" -Doctor Ian Malcom

Damn! I was expecting an epic tale... not this... lol oh well this is a tough one... i would have to sti back and watch like the lot of you... XP

DUSTYALASKA - Hahaha! It is alright! DR. JONES will no doubt provide a harrowing tale in due time! :)

Long range, Tembo with that double barrel rifle, but if Muldoon has an M16, Tembo's going down.
Short range, Muldoon and his SPAS 12 hands down every time.
Jack of all trades. Master of none

i will post the actual battle soon
"That is one big pile of sh*t" -Doctor Ian Malcom
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