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you wanna here some pick up lines? yes you do!(some may find vulgar)

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indiana jones

MemberCompsognathusOct-10-2014 8:59 PM

This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard!

Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!

Hey Rexfan, i’m hornier than a styracosaurus.

Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?

You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.

"That is one big pile of sh*t" -Doctor Ian Malcom

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dinoboy22

MemberCompsognathusOct-10-2014 9:15 PM

these arent bad. you make them up yourself?

indiana jones

MemberCompsognathusOct-10-2014 9:21 PM

you bet your sweet ass!

"That is one big pile of sh*t" -Doctor Ian Malcom

Something Real

MemberTyrannosaurus RexOct-10-2014 10:51 PM

DR. JONES - Hahahaha! I'm uncertain of how effecacious these would be in winning a date, but they're quite clever and very funny! Thank you so very much for sharing these with us! :)

Something Real

MemberTyrannosaurus RexOct-10-2014 10:58 PM

DR. JONES - Hmm...how about "I'll rock your world like the K.T Event?" or "Let's make our own fossil! We'll apply a lot of heat and pressure between us!". ;)

Lord Vader

MemberTyrannosaurus RexOct-11-2014 4:31 AM

The mature part of me found these a tad disturbing.........

 

The immature, dirty minded teen that I am however, found these hilarious. 

Jack of all trades. Master of none

Rex Fan 684

MemberCompsognathusOct-11-2014 5:06 AM

I'm really disturbed because I think he may be flirting with me 8O

"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." ―Alpha-98

Svanya

AdminAllosaurusOct-11-2014 6:37 AM

Allotitan

MemberCompsognathusOct-11-2014 6:42 AM

Those were disturbing..... And Hilarious!

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Tell life I don't want you're damn lemons, and then squeeze them into life's eyes!

JRR

MemberCompsognathusOct-11-2014 8:42 AM

2 whay jokes?, ''Funny''

Evacuate?, Godzilla is just a Legend!-Woman in GMK

Carnosaur

MemberCompsognathusOct-11-2014 9:23 AM
haha, these were great

Nature doesn't deceive us; it is we who deceive ourselves.

GG

ModeratorAllosaurusOct-11-2014 9:34 AM

Good grief.

Raptor-401

MemberAllosaurusOct-11-2014 9:40 AM

Pretty much the same thing with me, Mr. Happy... The mature me tells me that these are quite weird, but the other side of me says they're brilliant.

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!

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