the adventures of Robert Muldoon and his magical short-shorts! ep 2 "Oh that Nedry!"

Robert Muldoon was sitting in his office, it read PARK WARDENS OFFICE. He was starring at a magazien that was about how to be better at yo mama jokes. After the ten minute analasys he decided to put on some pants he went toward his wardrobe and tossed out objects as he searched. Muldoon was looking for THE PANTS. No, Robby wasnt interestead in jeans, kakys, not even speedos, but then he found his MYSTICAL MAGICAL SHORT-SHORTS!

He put them on over his my little pony brand underwear as he noticed Dennis Nedry walking down the halway. Muldoon Wasnt a big fan of Nedry, infact he thaut Nedry has been up to somthing lately. Robert just couldnt put his finger on it. he had tryed to tell other staff but nobody beleived him, the only person who even listend whas Gerry Harding. This meant...Muldoon has to take matters into his own hands!

Muldoon gatherd everything into his pink mustach jeep as he tryed to persway Gerry to come with him. Gerry finaly agreed. The dou went onward to search for Nedry.They drove for twenty minutes listning to the song "i come from a land down under" on rerun for twenty minutes straight. Untill they came across a larg body of water. "Well it looks like we should go back." Gerry said as his ears bled. "No, im not giving up on Newman here." Muldoon said.

"There has to be another way around!" Muldoon said frusterated. "Face it Robby were done." Muldoon looked over at Gerry, Muldoon's short-shorts began to sparkle. "I have an idea!" Muldoon said as he took of his shorts. He put them on a pole and raised it high into the air. Animals started gathering around the shorts. Tucans, turtles, boas, and evan a dolphin fell from the sky and splatterd right infront of Robert. Gerry stared at this wonder in aw. Muldoon hopped on the dolphin's back, tied the boa around it, and stood Gerry on one turtle per foot. Muldoon made a jet-ski! They shot of at around 90 mph. Birds began to grab Gerry by the shoulders and arms as they hoisted him into the air. Gerry closed his eyes,he was at peice, and he then thought of his daughters, his famil-WHAM!

Gerry slamed into a low-hanging tree branch and fell into the water. Muldoon instantly exepted his death and continued onward. He came across a dock were he saw a larg man standing by a biosyn labeld ship. Muldoon stepped of of the dolphin wich fased into his shorts. He aproached the man remembering he left his SPAS-12 back in the jeep. The Biosyn man saw Muldoons JP badge and charged at him! Muldoon stood there as the biosyn man continued to charge! Then Muldoon unzipped his short-shorts! The dolphin came out from the fly and grabbed the biosyn man as it dragged him into the shorts! Muldoon zipped his fly up. Muldoon looked at his short-shorts. They spoke. "The lesson of the day is if your going to do somthing, do it with enthusiasum and devotion hold nothing back in life, love or anything at all." Muldoon felt his locket in his pocket.

THE END stay tuned for episode three!